Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the 12th and final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!

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Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer) have spent another year searching for the ideal life in their Malibu beach house. In the 12th and final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!


season 12 (15 episodes)

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  • 1The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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    On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden’s lawyer.

  • 2A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.

  • 3Glamping in a Yurt

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    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star MAGGIE LAWSON) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY-THORNE-SMITH) returns after 60 days in rehab.

  • 4Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight

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    Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

  • 5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

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    Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.

  • 6Alan Shot a Little Girl

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    When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.

  • 7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

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    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan’s invited along for a wild girls’ night out with a group of moms.

  • 8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

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    Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden’s stalker, Rose.

  • 9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  • 10Here I Come, Pants!

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    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  • 11For Whom the Booty Calls!

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    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  • 12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis’s adoption.

  • 13Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  • 14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  • 15Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2

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    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.